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Background is: she was a five minute number close at trafalgar square about 3 months ago and though we’ve had some lively banter by text she hasn’t agreed to a date and she hasn’t “crossed the sexual rubicon” of admitting sexual attraction to me. I text her out of the blue late one night, first time in about 2 weeks. That’s what losers do when they can’t get it for free. Me: Swear away, but try to keep it thematically relevant, well timed, and above all creative. How many times have you masturbated in 2011 (and if it counts as the same question, what were you thinking about) Me: 2.
[one hour passes] Her: Why did u suddenly decide that? This was about a month ago and I’ve held it back from my blog until I finally went “radically honest” on her and told her I’m a dating coach. You must be missing the texts Her: drunk now i take it? Just being filthy on Facebook chat and I thought of you. So if she’s smart enough to google any of the texts she’ll see this. I know what you mean though, it can take a long long time to find someone who’ll do the right things and get into a position to do it. Christ, it’s probably illegal in many countries Her: I have tried every real fantasy of mine. I have recently become enormously interested in fucking girls in the ass while telling them they are dirty bitches. If I was to keep a spreadsheet (which I don’t) I’d estimate a weekly average of 4.