Rule for dating my daughter

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Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me.

You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck.

If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating.

My daughter is getting ready, a process than can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge.

This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter.

I was impressed with the evident way Fred loves his wife, Kim, and his children.

Please don’t take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots.

Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object.

The same goes for your wandering eyes, if they go anywhere below eye level I will ask you to leave the premises as soon as possible, if you do not comply I will take action that I feel is necessary (i.e. Rule #3 I am aware that the so-called latest fashion trends mean that you wear your jeans several sizes too big so that your underwear shows or that you wear jeans known as "girl pants" for boys that are so tight they contour every area of your lower extremities and also expose your underwear.

Please don't be embarrassed but you look ridiculous and so do your friends.

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